[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone. (Nokia rocks)
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. (Ipod)
[x] Your parents are still married. (Yuppers)
[ ] You have more than 2 best friends. (Big No-no, One only)
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard (Pshaw....No)
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you. (Heck no)
[ ] People don't use you for something you have. (Lies)
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 7


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace. (I dislike Myspace)
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (They don't let me but I don't like to use it)
[ ] You get allowance. (Does money for lunch count...? Probably not.)
[x] You collect something normal. (Manga? Video games? )
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else. (Am I supposed to check this...?)
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school. (I go home. .___.)
T 0 T A L: 11


[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents. (I think everyone does.)
[x] You are happy with your appearance. (Pretty satisfied)
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all. (Liers put an 'x' here)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (I'm still going to school so who knows but I get an "F" for one semester. Q__Q )
[x] You have friends. (...)
T 0 T A L: 13


[x] You know what is going on in the world. (The news keeps me posted.)
[ ] You care about so many people. (Come again...?)
[x] You are happy with your life. (I think everyone is deep down.)
[x] You know more than one language. (*nods)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet. (Do two turtles count...wait, stupid question.)
[x] You know the words to 5 songs. (Not the full songs but almost the whole thing.)
[ ] You don't have any enemies
[ ] You are a generally nice person. (Hell no)
T O T A L: 19



19 X 3 = 57

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".

EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts (Not entirely but mostly)
[x] you like skinny jeans (They are ok)
[x] you're listening to music right now (Does a TV jingle count)
[ ] you have painted your fingernails black before (Heck no)
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3 (I have well over 1200)
[ ] Have attempted suicide
[x] Like the color black
[ ] hate girly girls (I'm so-so since I'm well rounded)
[x] have kissed the same sex before (Does mommy count?)
[x] Like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music (It reall depends)
[ ] keep hair in front of your face
[x] give people evil stares (Only people I dislike)
[ ] Hate your parents or one of them (I only hate them at certain times lol)
[x] Life sucks for you right now (schooling.....)
[x] have been called emo (For some reason unknown to myself, yes)
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue (Why so specific...?)
[ ] own thick-rimmed glasses
[x] Complain a lot
[ ] own a studded belt
Total: 10


PART TWO:
SLUT/MAN WH0RE
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[ ] have kissed more than 7 people (I haven't even had my first)
[ ] have been called a sl-t
[ ] drink a lot (Of water)
[ ] You wear dark eye makeup
[x] wear low cut shirts (I've nothing to show)
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with everyone
[x] love the opposite sex (99% Straight)
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] wear tight clothing
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[ ] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits
[ ] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[x] People hate you (Most likely)
[ ] Its nice to be naughty
[ ] you cuss because you think its fun
Total: 3


PART THREE:
JOCK
[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair up almost everyday (I has short hair now)
[ ] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play/played more than 2 sports
[ ] Play sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string
[x] You play/played Tennis (Tennis in P.E. In school and out)
[x] You play/played Basketball
[x] You play/played baseball-softball
[x] You play/played soccer
[ ] You run/ran track
[x] You play/played football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds (I can do about one exactly right, then fall)
Total: 8

PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
GIRLY
[ ] Own at least 5 polos
[ ] Own at least 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[ ] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
[ ] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[ ] Read tons of magazines
[x] Love shopping (In general I suppose..window-shopping)
[x] Goes shopping usually once a week (Groceries and milk...?)
[ ] Voted prom queen
[ ] Have dated a jock
[x] Like attention (Everyone does!)
[x] Always have your cellphone with you (I don't have a watch)
[x] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[x] More than 30 guy contacts
[ ] Hate emo people
[ ] Wear make up
[x] Is stupid
[ ] Wear heels
Total: 7


PART 5:
NERD
[ ] Wear your pants above your belly button
[x] Wear glasses/contacts
[ ] have/had braces
[x] In/have been in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[x] Have all A's (In middle school)
[x] Have been called a nerd
[x] Has been bullied (I don't like it)
[x] LOVE to learn (Academics)
[x] Like your teachers (Only the cool ones that deserve my respect)
[x] Watch history channel
[ ] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[x] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace (I don't use it)
[x] Read a book a month in your leisure time (I like a lot of best-seller and editor-pick books)
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] Wear pocket protectors
[ ] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[x] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[ ] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about.
Total: 12

PART 6:
THUG
[ ] own baggy/ long clothing (SO hoodies count?)
[ ] like to talk like a thug
[ ] you own gold/ silver chains
[ ] have a flat brimmed hat
[ ] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[ ] you are in a gang
[ ] you mostly listen to rap music
[ ] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[ ] you have a nice sound system in your car
[ ] you never walk... you strut
[ ] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[ ] you have a thug nickname
[ ] you hate emo people
[ ] you hate punk kids
[ ] you have made a gang
[ ] you can name more than 20 rappers
[ ] you can dance
[ ] you want to rap when you are older
[ ] you love turntables
[ ] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.
Total: 0

If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / man wh0re
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as


10 x 3 = 30% Emo
3 x 3 = 9% Slut
8 x 3 = 24% Jock
7 x 3 = 21% Girly
12 x 3 = 36% Nerd
0 x 3 = 0% Thug